Meet Mercedes: Our Handtmann Sausage Stuffer (named Mercedes b/c well, she costs about as much)
Since we’ve purchased you, you’ve changed our lives.
Many a sausage, salami, and pepperstick you’ve stuffed.
Thank you for making our job easier, faster, and more efficient.
So that we don’t have to spend all night stuffing sausage.
And we can spend those evenings home with our families.
You are now worth all the money in the world to us.
And we can’t imagine life without you.
Happy Wednesday Everyone! And we will be thanking Mercedes again tonight while we are making some chicken sausage!